From Top G to Top J:
The Ultimate Hustle
Andrew Tate claimed to be the Top G. Now, he's the Top J—a man with a Jewish hat, a love of shekels, and a knack for flipping hustlers into hilarious memes.
Andrew Tate claimed to be the Top G. Now, he's the Top J—a man with a Jewish hat, a love of shekels, and a knack for flipping hustlers into hilarious memes.
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TopJ ($TOPJ) is a satirical crypto project inspired by the absurdity of Andrew Tate's 'Top G' persona. Tate built his empire pretending to be the ultimate alpha male, but let's be real: he was just hustling for shekels.Now, we've given him a makeover. Meet Top J: same Bugattis, same hustle, but with a Jewish hat and a love for turning scams into satire. If Top G was about selling you dreams, Top J is about selling you laughs.
Unlike Hustler's University, we're upfront about how the shekels are divided. Here's the $TOPJ token breakdown:
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Remember: the only real alpha move is to laugh at the hustle while counting your shekels.
Launch $TOPJ and begin meme warfare (starting with Tate)
Take a break and network with fellow attendees.
Release the 'Shekel Scorecard'—a satirical tool that rates 'alpha males' based on ridiculous criteria like 'Bugatti Count,' 'Shekels Hustled,' and 'Hours Spent Screaming on Podcasts.'
Launch 'Top J NFT Collection' featuring Tate in various comedic scenarios, like 'The Pizza Box Incident' and 'Bugatti Tax Write-Offs.'
Host a 'Roast the Top G' event, where comedians and creators take aim at fake alpha males everywhere.
Lunch break to refuel and network.
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Network with other attendees during this break.
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$TOPJ is how we expose the real matrix. The one built by scammers, grifters, hucksters, "gurus", and all strain of fraudulence. Every green candle is a vote against those who wish to enslave you!
$TOPJ is a satirical crypto token designed to roast Andrew Tate and his 'Top G' persona. Think of it as a way to turn his hustle into a hilarious meme—and maybe make some shekels along the way.
Because the real Top J is all about the shekels. Tate pretended to be the Top G, but let's face it: he was always hustling for the bag. We just gave him the hat to match.
Nope. But it is a joke. We're not here to sell you a dream—we're here to make fun of the hustle. If you think this is financial advice, you probably paid for Hustler's University.